I’m a perpetual purger. Feng Shui devotee. Clutter gives me anxiety. If there were a reality show the opposite of Hoarders, I’d be its poster child. Twice a year, for as long as I can remember, I have gone through my house and purged it of anything I deemed unnecessary or simply didn’t use. Having two kids has added A LOT to the piles of stuff that I’ve swiftly removed from the house and, well lately, placed in the garage.